I did not wish for the Friday workday to be over so I could get a manicure and pedicure. While getting the pedicure I did not fall asleep and had to be woke up by the lady doing my pedicure.
On Saturday I did not sleep in far too long so that I was unable to finish laundry and pay the bills.
On Saturday I did not go to dinner with my mom, sister, and nephew and eat an obscene amount of food.
I did not also get some oh so yummy Cold Stone Creamery after we went to a movie.
I did not rub my sister's little baby bump because I hear that really annoys ladies that are expecting.
I did not procrastinate all day on Sunday to finish my paper for class. I also did not waste time on Facebook while I was supposed to be writing my paper.
I would never do these things. ;)
Happy Monday Everyone!